rant{
"Another tub of Haagen Das, dear?"

I've got nothing against stout, fat, and even obese people, but when a 480 lb woman died after 6 years sat on her couch I've got to agree, something needs to be done. Her skin became part of the seat Henry the 8th's vest style, so she couldn't have got up to eat or go to the toilet in years.
Maybe it was a medical condition, or maybe she was just a lazy fat bitch who couldn't be arsed getting up, but I suspect her bloke was a "feeder"- a particularly filthy sort of pervert who feeds "nice little porkers" up until they become totally immobile and completely dependent. If that's the case he should be tried for murder, lock the sick fucker up and throw away the key.
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- posted by Gaz Davidson @ 5:35 pm